pharaohnorman:

Everything makes sense now.
wonderous-world:

Cub Cub Cub by No. Ge.
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"
cumillionaire: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies  You’re a pussy (Source: 69shadesofgray, via johnyrican)

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via johnyrican)

leanslimfit:

sophisticatedsarcasm:

this is important

"No" is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. "No" is enough.